I know I’m getting old because I’m starting to actually look forward to riding around the yard on a little red mower every week like Hank Hill.


I'm a n00b

As someone who is obsessed with super punishing Metroidvanias, I have an embarrassing confession to make.


Jeff Bezos sparks firestorm after troubling image surfaces from airfield: ‘But they won’t be giving raises this year’

Bezos' private jet usage seems to contradict the company’s public stance of being climate-friendly. He is not the only executive whose practices are not in alignment with their company’s eco-related goals.

Literally 2/3 of global warming is caused by the top 10% of the population. Billionaires are a fucking problem.


VPN firm says it didn’t know customers had lifetime subscriptions, cancels them

[VPNSecure] owners told customers that they didn’t know about the lifetime subscriptions when they bought VPNSecure, and they cannot honor the purchases.

It’s almost like they’re taking a page right out of The Art of the Deal 🥴


I keep seeing ads on TikTok for these barefoot shoes. I’m sure they’re probably really comfy and good for your feet but I can’t get over how perfect they would be for a Ronald McDonald cosplay 🤪

Screenshot of Hobibear barefoot shoe ad on TikTok. They’re extremely rounded off and flat on the front; the way the human foot is shaped. But they just look like Ronald McDonald clown shoes.


I used to think Canadian geese were a nuisance but then I realized they’re just the raccoons of the sky. Drinking dirty parking lot water out of pot holes and stealing food out of the trash. They’re cute. And terrifying.


EVIL - by D. Earl Stephens

Actual screenshot Donald Trump posted to Truth Social. It appears to be an AI generated photo of him dressed as the pope.

Look, I am not a religious man, and in fact have some serious issues with the Catholic Church…I will defend Catholics who take offense to it, though, because it is no doubt intentionally hurtful, which is the other thing the dead-inside Trump is effortlessly good at.

I, too, am a non-religious guy who has a lot of problems with the church. But even I have to admit it’s pretty fucking wacky for all of Trump’s Christian nationalist minions not to realize he’s the closest thing to a literal antichrist we’ve had in the better part of a century.


Whistleblower Luis Elizondo Shows Fake UFO Photo Again

The question now looms large: can Luis Elizondo be considered a credible voice in the ongoing UAP conversation?

Hey now he’s just as credible as any other UFO guy (not very)


WATCH: Driver stops in middle of interstate, causes pile up

Just a regular day on I-71 in Columbus, Ohio 🫤


Any time we get a severe thunderstorm warning in central Ohio it rains for like 10 minutes and then it’s done. I want a good storm dammit 🥱


I live 400 yards from Mark Zuckerberg’s massive data center

Companies like Meta are a plague on society.


You know, sometimes I don’t even believe my backwards seasonal depression is real. Then suddenly it’s 80 degrees outside and I can’t even begin to comprehend how humanity has survived so long on this hell planet 🥵🔥


Your New Lunch Habit Is Hurting the Economy

A society where you’re a broke piece of shit for Starbucks and Avocado Toast®️ but you’re killing the economy if you don’t eat fast food for lunch


Blue Origin Space Flight Backlash

“I think that this space mission is confusing to people because seeing women and people of color in spaces like science and politics that have not previously included them feels and looks like…progress,” Emily Ratajkowski shared in a TikTok video that questioned the point of the flight. “But the truth is, is that having a man who has gained his power and become a part of the one percent purely through exploitation and greed deciding to take his fiancée and a few other famous women to space for space tourism is not progress.”


Keep talking

At work today, I had an older lady call in to ask how much one of our mattresses weigh. She wasn’t a new customer; she had already bought it a few years ago and was perfectly happy with it. But it was surprisingly heavy when she had to move the thing, so she just got curious and wanted to ask somebody about it.

These days, that’s something you can easily find out in a split second with a quick Google search. Why even bother calling some stranger when you can just look it up?


Digg.com Groundbreakers!

Finally just got invited to the new Digg.com “Groundbreakers” group!

I was so stoked when Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht did the reunion show for Diggnation last year. That was wild enough for me; I never thought I’d see the day. They joked about buying back Digg.com and making it an actual social network again but I never thought anything would come of it.


This little song is insanely motivational and I’m not easily motivated!

It just sticks in your head and comes out whenever you don’t want to do something you definitely need to do 😋

Yoshi 2.0 - I do it anyway


Have you tried Quiche?

I haven’t had a whole lot of luck finding browsers I like on iPhone. It feels like every single third party browser is just a custom built version of Safari with a new skin and a few new features duct taped on.


That stripper thinks you're a real catch...

The thing that kills me about middle and lower middle class MAGA people is that it’s literally no different than thinking they’re the one guy who the stripper really fell head over heels for while they were throwing handfuls of $5’s at her.


Our 90 year old neighbor who feeds our outside cat stopped by and invited us to hang out some time. I’ve been listening to so much true crime I’m suspicious it’s all just a ploy to lure us to his torture dungeon lmao.

Super sweet guy. But if I randomly quit posting you’ll know what happened 😅