I know I’m getting old because I’m starting to actually look forward to riding around the yard on a little red mower every week like Hank Hill.


I'm a n00b

As someone who is obsessed with super punishing Metroidvanias, I have an embarrassing confession to make.


Jeff Bezos sparks firestorm after troubling image surfaces from airfield: ‘But they won’t be giving raises this year’

Bezos' private jet usage seems to contradict the company’s public stance of being climate-friendly. He is not the only executive whose practices are not in alignment with their company’s eco-related goals.

Literally 2/3 of global warming is caused by the top 10% of the population. Billionaires are a fucking problem.


VPN firm says it didn’t know customers had lifetime subscriptions, cancels them

[VPNSecure] owners told customers that they didn’t know about the lifetime subscriptions when they bought VPNSecure, and they cannot honor the purchases.

It’s almost like they’re taking a page right out of The Art of the Deal 🥴


I keep seeing ads on TikTok for these barefoot shoes. I’m sure they’re probably really comfy and good for your feet but I can’t get over how perfect they would be for a Ronald McDonald cosplay 🤪

Screenshot of Hobibear barefoot shoe ad on TikTok. They’re extremely rounded off and flat on the front; the way the human foot is shaped. But they just look like Ronald McDonald clown shoes.


I used to think Canadian geese were a nuisance but then I realized they’re just the raccoons of the sky. Drinking dirty parking lot water out of pot holes and stealing food out of the trash. They’re cute. And terrifying.


EVIL - by D. Earl Stephens

Actual screenshot Donald Trump posted to Truth Social. It appears to be an AI generated photo of him dressed as the pope.

Look, I am not a religious man, and in fact have some serious issues with the Catholic Church…I will defend Catholics who take offense to it, though, because it is no doubt intentionally hurtful, which is the other thing the dead-inside Trump is effortlessly good at.

I, too, am a non-religious guy who has a lot of problems with the church. But even I have to admit it’s pretty fucking wacky for all of Trump’s Christian nationalist minions not to realize he’s the closest thing to a literal antichrist we’ve had in the better part of a century.


Whistleblower Luis Elizondo Shows Fake UFO Photo Again

The question now looms large: can Luis Elizondo be considered a credible voice in the ongoing UAP conversation?

Hey now he’s just as credible as any other UFO guy (not very)


WATCH: Driver stops in middle of interstate, causes pile up

Just a regular day on I-71 in Columbus, Ohio 🫤


Any time we get a severe thunderstorm warning in central Ohio it rains for like 10 minutes and then it’s done. I want a good storm dammit 🥱


I live 400 yards from Mark Zuckerberg’s massive data center

Companies like Meta are a plague on society.


You know, sometimes I don’t even believe my backwards seasonal depression is real. Then suddenly it’s 80 degrees outside and I can’t even begin to comprehend how humanity has survived so long on this hell planet 🥵🔥


Your New Lunch Habit Is Hurting the Economy

A society where you’re a broke piece of shit for Starbucks and Avocado Toast®️ but you’re killing the economy if you don’t eat fast food for lunch


Blue Origin Space Flight Backlash

“I think that this space mission is confusing to people because seeing women and people of color in spaces like science and politics that have not previously included them feels and looks like…progress,” Emily Ratajkowski shared in a TikTok video that questioned the point of the flight. “But the truth is, is that having a man who has gained his power and become a part of the one percent purely through exploitation and greed deciding to take his fiancée and a few other famous women to space for space tourism is not progress.”


Digg.com Groundbreakers!

Finally just got invited to the new Digg.com “Groundbreakers” group!

I was so stoked when Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht did the reunion show for Diggnation last year. That was wild enough for me; I never thought I’d see the day. They joked about buying back Digg.com and making it an actual social network again but I never thought anything would come of it.


This little song is insanely motivational and I’m not easily motivated!

It just sticks in your head and comes out whenever you don’t want to do something you definitely need to do 😋

Yoshi 2.0 - I do it anyway


Have you tried Quiche?

I haven’t had a whole lot of luck finding browsers I like on iPhone. It feels like every single third party browser is just a custom built version of Safari with a new skin and a few new features duct taped on.


That stripper thinks you're a real catch...

The thing that kills me about middle and lower middle class MAGA people is that it’s literally no different than thinking they’re the one guy who the stripper really fell head over heels for while they were throwing handfuls of $5’s at her.


Our 90 year old neighbor who feeds our outside cat stopped by and invited us to hang out some time. I’ve been listening to so much true crime I’m suspicious it’s all just a ploy to lure us to his torture dungeon lmao.

Super sweet guy. But if I randomly quit posting you’ll know what happened 😅


My latest Metroidvania obsession

I really need to start paying attention to the devs behind the games I play.

I started Sea of Stars, from Sabotage Studio, a while back and it’s one of the best classic style RPGs I’ve ever played.

Then I got kinda sidetracked and found a new obsession with Metroidvanias like Blasphemous and Aggelos for a while.

I kept thinking man, Sea of Stars has such great artwork and mechanics, I wish these guys would make a Metroidvania. I bet it would be fucking gnarly.

Well, turns out they did! Way before Sea of Stars, back in 2018 they made a game called The Messenger and holy shit is it good!

When I beat Aggelos, it kinda left a void in my soul for the more simplistic, 16 bit side scrollers with snappy controls and sick pixel art. Blasphemous was close, but it was a little more technical and modern in a lot of ways. Still a dope game but I need a break before I get more into Blasphemous 2, so The Messenger is my latest obsession.

So many good Metroidvanias out there if you know where to look! Still haven’t finished Sea of Stars yet with all this side scrolling action though.