That stripper thinks you're a real catch...
The thing that kills me about middle and lower middle class MAGA people is that it’s literally no different than thinking they’re the one guy who the stripper really fell head over heels for while they were throwing handfuls of $5’s at her.
Or the guy who buys a brand new car with all the upgrades and extended warranty and keeps coming back to the dealership to hang out because he thinks he made a genuine friend with the salesperson.
Donald Trump is selling this bullshit story about how tariffs are going to make all the poor people rich when he’s literally robbing them blind to give it all to the billionaire class.
They’ll eventually figure it out but it sucks that we all have to suffer because a bunch of dipshits think a greasy businessman can solve all of their problems by running the country like a Fortune 500 company.